Monday, August 30, 2010

The Tweet Tweet Awards 2010

Social networking is either a beautiful thing, or a God-awful one. I, for the most part, am in favor. Facebok is for friending and keeping up with people I don't see anymore and the people that I see alot, but can't live at home without stalking at least a leetle.Twitter is for celebrities, so I know when the hell to go get TI's new album Through Yourself and Back Again. (DK what I'm talking about, look a couple posts down.) And for funny random tweets, and further stalking Sam. Blogs are for expression, YouTube was for comedy, and Formspring. Formspring wasn't good for anything, but highly amusing.

PS: no linking. There would be a brain boggling amount of it, so no.

Today, I shall be presenting, KIMJA'S TWEET TWEET AWARDS!

Most Random: Austin Kleon, austinkleon Blackout poet. INVENTED the genre. Check him out. Just google him. Something will pop up.

Most Intelligent: Samantha Nyx, the lovely writer with perfect grammar. If you correct something here, Sam, BLAH TO YOU. By the way, she owns the URL, nerdysam.com. GO CHECK HER out!!! I love that girl.

Keeps In Touch: Bridget Kaitlin, breezybee97, she is an amzing singer and an apiring musician. Check her out on YoutTube, where her username is the same as Twitter, and on iTunes where it's just Bridget Kaitlin.

Best Group: Thriving Ivory. Did you even have to guess. Go look for them of Facebook, twitter, iTunes, FYE, whatever. <3 <3 <3

Smartest Username: Keshasuxx. It's a verified account, so those who love her will follow. Those who hate her won't even notice the verified and follow. She ACTUALLY did aomething smart. WOW!

Saddest: Those people who make Twitters for fictitous chracters. FAIL. Besides the one for Stewie Grfiin. FUNNY!

Why Do I Follow Them?: Justin Bieber. WHY???? To laugh at him? Probably.

Best Venue: Mohegan Sun. EPIC HOTEL.

Best Washed-Up B-List Celebrity: Devon Werkheiser, Devonwerkharder Remember Ned's Declassified? HIM. He's a musician now,and really good. On YouTube he's WerkingItOut.

Funniest: The Fabulous author of an all-time favorite, Thirteen Little Blue Envelopes: MaurrenJohnson. (BTW, the lack of a space is INTENDED.) Go type her name into the address bar with a ".com" The website's even better.

A close second will be rewarded to Michael Buckley, Buckhollywood, known on YouTube as WHATTHEBUCKSHOW, celebrity gossip. The only kind I can tolerate. And thumbs up for being open and able to joke about his sexuality.

The Grand Tweet: Shane Dawson, shanedawson. You guys HAD to see that coming. If you didn't, a good *facepalm* is in order. I know you know of him and his work. And if you don't... BANISH. If you do, I think you can agree that his humility is very admrable for someone who has met so much success. So, I really do appreciate the way he treats his fans, and it's not just a bas thing.

BTW, if you care. I'm Kimmanzilla. ;)

I'm sorry I've been doing stupid stuff, promotional stuff instead of my own thinking. I just have a mass book review and then we'll see some thinking. 'Cause then school will have begun. And I will have to think.

Eew. But for you guys, it's worth it.

1 comment:

  1. NOT ME, KIMMY?!! Just kidding, I love you and you didn't even know I had a Twitter until like the other day, so it's all good.
    Anyway, the other funny fictional character Twitter is LordVoldemort7. If you can't guess, it's "Voldemort."

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