Internet FUN!

So, after getting inspiration from someone on Facebook, I went on Urban Dictionary and looked up the names of some of my friends. (Mostly writing buddies!) I just had to share...

Kimberly
cute, beautiful, and intelligent. enjoys going off topic and will laugh at anything and anyone without a care. she has nice wavy hair that has nver been dyed because shes so real but then again she wears contacts but its ok vbecause she is kind of blind without them (HAHAAHA). has a nice round ass, if you've ever been at the beach with her...lucky lucky. she attracts everyone, male, female, dog, trashcan. i love kim!

Samantha
Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she can definately get around.
Damn, that Samantha is too cute for words.
You know Samantha? Lucky asshole.

Nadine
The most beautiful, amazing and intellectually inclined girl in the world. Brings hope to others that want her, because that's what her name means in French. Is extremely hot, and good at anything she does
Nadine, oh my god.

Ricky
An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls.
Basically Ricky is a complete beast.

Jon
John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.

Jarod
1. The act of trying to make sure that people know that you are right because you are usually right. 2. To be all encompassing, well rounded, well accomplished

Alex
A manly man. Alex is a name of Greek origin. Greatness and power will come upon this person. Warning,no warning he will give.
" Alex you're so freakin' awesome".

Ninja
Ninjas can divide by zero
- ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them
- when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
- when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja
- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle
- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Nerds
noun: The most dangerous people in the entire world. Nerds have invented machine guns, assault rifles, armor piercing ammunition, high explosives, napalm, tanks, anti-personnel mines, torpedoes, cannons, surface-to-air missiles, fighter aircraft, bombers, submarines, destroyers, battleships, aircraft carriers, chemical and biological weapons, nuclear bombs, and ICBMs
Every weapon of mass destruction ever concieved of or built was concieved of or built by nerds.
Guys with IQ higher than your weight.

Writers
Writers write, right? Right. Write.

Blogger
"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit. Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox


My God, I love Urban Dictionary. I'm sorry I haven't done any real in-depth blogs in so long, but, hey, I'm bouncing back. I swear, I didn't do any blogger for nearly a month, and just recently I was going through some people's blogs and thinking, Why don't these people blog more? Then I realized what a hypocrite I am. I hope you guys are happy I'm back, and that you like the random blogging. After I finish reading everything I bought at Borders this summer, I'll do post on what is AHMAIZING and what should be burned at 451 Fahrenheit, if you catch my drift.

Enjoy the sneak peek? ;)