AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I am SO SO sorry I haven't updated in 10 WHOLE DAYS!!!!!

(Shame on Kimmy!)

I'm just so busy with school and drama. OMG, drama. OPENING NIGHT IS ON THRUSDAY, AUGH! I'm having a crapload of fun.

I got married. He cheated on me with the hen in the play. I decided to get revenge on him and say I was pregnant. The look on his face: priceless. We're in middle school and the farthest we've gone is a meaningful hug, for those people who get concerned about my jokes.

Then I started wheezing like I was having an asthma attack. Then it went like this:

Kim: *wheeze*
Sam: Are you okay?
Kim: I'm fine.
Kim: *cough/wheeze*
Sam: Are you okay?
Kim: I'm fine
Kim: *has wheezing attack that almost knocks her down*
Sam: Kim, you should really go to then water fountain.
Kim: I'm fine. You, however, look like you're having a panic attack.
Sam: I'm scared.
Kim: I'm fine.

But now my chest hurts soooo much. I think I might go to the doctor tomorrow in the morning, stay out of school until I get, like, an inhaler or something, go back, then go to drama until 8:30.

OUR LAST REHERSAL!!!!! AUGH!!!!

I promise, I'll try to post the play up if I can get my dad to tape it. WHICH HE SHOULD/WILL!!!!!

I also had my face painted to look like a cow. By the end of the night I looked like a clown. It was pretty funny.

And, now I will remind you of the most important part of this blog:

MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME WITH A CHICKEN!!!!!